🕶️ “I’ve Finally Found My Glasses…On My Face” — Adventures in Senior Sleuthing

There’s nothing quite as humbling — or hilarious — as tearing through your house in a full-blown glasses-hunting panic, only to discover those suckers have been on your face the entire time. Welcome, dear reader, to the elite club of Senior Sleuths: highly intelligent individuals who can remember everyone’s birthday from 1973 but occasionally misplace their own eyeballs.