A guided journal to write real memories (and a few fake-but-funny ones).

Noise-Canceling Headphones – So when mysterious music starts playing from somewhere unknown… at least you’ll know it’s not your headphones.

Guided Memory Journal – A gorgeous way to write down your best (and most exaggerated) stories so future generations can continue the proud tradition of over-the-top hill-walking tales.

Whether you’re hiking or just power-walking to your mailbox, these poles scream “seasoned adventurer,” not “senior with a sore knee.”

Stick one on your glasses case. That way, when you can’t find your case (which is also somewhere in the freezer), your phone can.

Keep your glasses on you without turning into the neighborhood librarian (unless you are the librarian, in which case, rock it).